What to Expect on a Neon Paddle Tour — A First-Timer's Guide

So you've heard about Neon Paddle and you're curious — but also maybe a little unsure of what you're actually signing up for. Fair. Here's exactly what to expect from the moment you arrive to the moment you step off the water.

Where You're Going

Neon Paddle launches from Ping Tom Memorial Park in Chinatown, at 1700 S Wentworth Ave. The park sits right on the South Branch of the Chicago River with direct views of the downtown skyline. When you arrive, head past the train tracks and take the trail toward the river. You'll find the Neon Paddle tent under the 18th Street Bridge, past the playground. Arrive about 30 minutes before your tour starts.

Getting there is easy. The Red Line stops at Cermak-Chinatown, which is a short walk to the park. The Chicago Water Taxi also docks nearby. Rideshare drops you right at the park entrance. Parking in Chinatown is available but can be tight on weekends.

What Happens Before You Get on the Water

Once you check in, your guide will walk you through a safety demonstration. You'll learn how to use the motor remote (it attaches to your wrist), how to maneuver the board, and what to do if you fall in. It's quick, low-pressure, and designed for people who have never done this before — because most guests haven't.

You'll be given a life vest, an ankle leash, a safety whistle, a kayak seat, and your motor remote. Everything is provided. You just need to show up water-ready.

The Tour Itself

Groups are capped at 8 boards per tour, which keeps things intimate. You'll head out onto the South Branch with your guide and the Dinghy DJ, who is out on the water with you setting the musical vibe for the whole ride.

The boards are motorized — you control your speed and direction with the remote on your wrist. You can sit, kneel, or stand. Most first-timers sit or kneel, especially early in the tour. The boards move up to 5mph, which feels leisurely and comfortable on the water.

Golden Hour Tour: The skyline transforms as the sun sets. The water catches the golden light. This is the most photogenic tour — bring your phone (in a waterproof case) because you'll want every minute of it.

Night Hour Tour: The sun is down, the city lights are up, and the neon boards are at peak visibility. The glow beneath you reflects off the river. It's electric. This is the most popular tour for a reason.

Both tours run about an hour. You'll loop along the South Branch, take in the skyline from multiple angles, and float back to the dock. The whole experience goes faster than you'd expect.

What to Wear

Wear a swimsuit or something you wouldn't mind getting wet. Water shoes or sandals that can get wet are ideal. If it's a cooler evening, bring a water-friendly layer — a light hoodie or windbreaker works great. Leave anything you don't want wet on shore; the Neon Paddle team can hold bags and jackets for you.

Do You Need Experience?

Zero experience required. The safety demo covers everything. If you can sit on a board and hold a remote, you're good. The motorized boards remove the hard part entirely — there's no balance challenge like traditional paddleboarding.

Common First-Timer Questions

Can I bring my phone? Yes, but in a waterproof case. You'll want photos, so plan for it.

What if I fall in? It happens occasionally — the water is calm and the gear keeps you safe. Just get back on and keep gliding.

Is it cold? The river can feel cool at night, especially earlier in the season. A light layer helps.

Can I drink on the tour? Alcohol is not permitted on the water during the tour.

Is it worth it? Every single guest we've had who was on the fence beforehand has left saying yes.

Ready to stop wondering and start gliding?